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your best lie(or perfect crime)

post #1 of 43
Thread Starter 
let's confess
post #2 of 43
well i got bored at the school once with a friend, and we decided to call a perticular teacher from a phone in the school, she picked up and my buddy said "your fired bitch". other then that, my life has been pretty unexciting.
post #3 of 43
i once snuck into a thread before the lock.
post #4 of 43
I smell a fed.
post #5 of 43
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Originally Posted by redshifter View Post
i once snuck into a thread before the lock.
Only once? And would that count as perfect crime or best lie, now?

Grinnings from Munich!

Manfred / lini
post #6 of 43
I stole a 747 for a joyride, parachuted out, 747 crashed, was never caught.
post #7 of 43
Do any of you remember President McKinley?

Yep, that was me. I was going by Czolgosz back then.
post #8 of 43
I am Sparticus.
post #9 of 43
"It's your baby"
post #10 of 43
I once stole candy from a baby.
post #11 of 43
i shot the sheriff
but i'm being seriously, you guys, i didn't shoot the deputy
post #12 of 43
I love you ...
post #13 of 43
Going 2x, 3x and even 4x the posted speed limit on my bike. Bad, bad, bad.
post #14 of 43
I made dinner for a lovely Chickadee a while back. Being strapped for cash, I had to improvise on the fare. I knew she had a taste for the finer things as she was dating me. I wouldn't get away with less than foie gras, but, alas, I didn't have the scratch for that kind of anatomy. I had to improvise. Instead of foie gras, I served a suitable mimic: NASA's AeroGel.

Amongst my main course consternation was knowing her pallet would also insist on the top Pouilly-Fuissé. After many hours of video poker, it became clear to me that I would not be able to deliver such a Bacchusian treat. What did I do? A few generous spritzes from my Grandmother's bottle of White Diamonds by Liz Taylor into a ewer of decanted boxed wine saved the day. She was never the wiser.

Dinner went swimmingly.
post #15 of 43
Let's leave the overt drug and sexual references for use somewhere else, OK??
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