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post #781 of 792

Granted, but it all fell apart.

 

I wish I could see into the future.

post #782 of 792

Granted, but you looked too far, to a time when you're dead, and can't will yourself back.

 

I wish I could plug my Lambdas straight into my laptop.

post #783 of 792

Granted, but the laptop runs Vista and requires a re-start every time...

 

I wish I had an iPawd!

post #784 of 792

 

 

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Granted, but the laptop runs Vista and requires a re-start every time...

 

I wish I had an iPawd!

 

 

 

Granted, but the iPawd can only be controlled by dogs.

 

I wish that my boss were mute.

post #785 of 792
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Granted, but the iPawd can only be controlled by dogs.

 

I wish that my boss were mute.

 

 

Granted, but he hires an angry Russian man to yell at his employees for him.

 

I wish I had an awesome plate of fresh mashed potatoes and peas.
 

post #786 of 792

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Granted, but he hires an angry Russian man to yell at his employees for him.

 

I wish I had an awesome plate of fresh mashed potatoes and peas.
 


Granted, but the potatoes are raw and moldy while the peas are burned.

 

I wish I had some good beer.

post #787 of 792
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Granted, but the potatoes are raw and moldy while the peas are burned.

 

I wish I had some good beer.


Granted, but it's mixed with urine. 

 

I wish that USPS shipping was instant.

post #788 of 792

Granted, but you get charged with a million dollars in hidden fees.

 

I wish there to be more hours in a day. Like 36 hours day or something. :p

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Granted, but you get charged with a million dollars in hidden fees.

 

I wish there to be more hours in a day. Like 36 hours day or something. :p


Granted, but tomorrow is the end of the world

 

I wish AAPL (Apple) could not go lower than 230!   oh gawd please!

 

 

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Granted, but tomorrow is the end of the world

 

I wish AAPL (Apple) could not go lower than 230!   oh gawd please!

 

 


It stays at 240, but rampant inflation causes $240US have the purchasing power of a candy bar within 6 months. 

 

I wish that I didn't have to go to jazz rehearsal.

post #791 of 792

Granted, on the way you get pulled over for a traffic violation and are heavily fined.

 

I wish I wasn't so sore and tired at the end of the day.

post #792 of 792

granted, as a result you lost all pain sensations.

 

I wish McMaster-Car would start selling their products to Canadians!

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