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post #751 of 792
Granted, but I'm Jewish.

Just kidding, but it seemed fitting.

I wish I could cook well.
post #752 of 792
granted, no one makes monkey brains as good as you,

i wish for decent pastrami (here in spain, all coldcuts are either pork or turkey)
post #753 of 792
You've never had turkey pastrami? Granted but you choke on the first bite.

I wish I could be like Mike. (Jackson, Jordan, Johnson, Johannson)
post #754 of 792
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You've never had turkey pastrami? Granted but you choke on the first bite.

I wish I could be like Mike. (Jackson, Jordan, Johnson, Johannson)


<Reviving a great thread>

 

Granted, but you can only be like him (them?) in your own eyes. 

 

I wish it wasn't raining here all the time.

post #755 of 792

Granted, but I'm not sure you'll find Mars's climate more to your liking.

 

I wish I could take a nap.

post #756 of 792
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Granted, but I'm not sure you'll find Mars's climate more to your liking.

 

I wish I could take a nap.


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Granted. What are you going to do now you shoplifter?

 

I wish I could have a nice tasty lobster tail dipped in butter.

post #757 of 792

Okay, but it's still attached to the rest of the lobster, and it's still alive.

 

I wish my neighbors' dogs would go away.

post #758 of 792
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Okay, but it's still attached to the rest of the lobster, and it's still alive.

 

I wish my neighbors' dogs would go away.


Granted, but they're replacing them with wild tigers.

 

I wish I could make a wish that couldn't be corrupted.

post #759 of 792

Granted, but Genies have to live in tiny bottles for the rest of their lives.

 

I wish I could eliminate all the greed from this world.

post #760 of 792
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Granted, but Genies have to live in tiny bottles for the rest of their lives.

 

I wish I could eliminate all the greed from this world.


Granted, but it's replaced with an extreme case of ticklishness (I really don't have the heart to corrupt this.)

 

I wish I could read minds.

post #761 of 792
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Granted, but it's replaced with an extreme case of ticklishness (I really don't have the heart to corrupt this.)

 

I wish I could read minds.


Granted, but only the minds of Alzheimer's patients.

 

I wish I had more headphones so I wouldn't feel like such a loser here.

post #762 of 792

Granted.  Now you have 500 pairs of iBuds.

 

I wish I could have 20 wives, legally, and they would pay to support me. 

post #763 of 792
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Granted.  Now you have 500 pairs of iBuds.

 

I wish I could have 20 wives, legally, and they would pay to support me. 


Granted. You were married in Canada and now have 20 male wives. They gave you a one time payment of half a pickle and a penny.

I wish to end child obesity.

post #764 of 792
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Granted. You were married in Canada and now have 20 male wives. They gave you a one time payment of half a pickle and a penny.

I wish to end child obesity.

 

granted. You have ended child obesity in your dreams.

 

EDIT I wish I could enter the 2D (anime) world and marry to one of the girls there.


Edited by beamthegreat - 7/4/10 at 6:16am
post #765 of 792
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granted. You have ended child obesity in your dreams.

 

EDIT I wish I could enter the 2D (anime) world and marry to one of the girls there.


Granted, but you marry the ugliest female in the ugliest 2D world.

 

I wish I could be dead in peace.

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