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post #736 of 792
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Originally Posted by Ishcabible View Post
Granted, but you can only buy Blose.

I wish my doggie's sores would go away.
Granted, but you have to apply the lotion with your tongue.

I wish I could get by on less sleep.
post #737 of 792
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Originally Posted by logwed View Post
Granted, but you have to apply the lotion with your tongue.

I wish I could get by on less sleep.
Granted, but a Candiru swims up your urethra. Neotropical ichthyology happens to be a hobby of mine.



I wish I had no bones, so I could pool on a warm floor.
post #738 of 792
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Originally Posted by Samgotit View Post
Granted, but a Candiru swims up your urethra. Neotropical ichthyology happens to be a hobby of mine.

I wish I had no bones, so I could pool on a warm floor.
Granted. That is punishment enough.

I wish I could unsee that 'Candiru.'
post #739 of 792
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Originally Posted by logwed View Post
Granted. That is punishment enough.

I wish I could unsee that 'Candiru.'
Granted, but you see something worse, like a cymothoid isopod.


I wish I could have a friendly narwhal.
post #740 of 792
granted, but he is infused with dynamite

I wish i was a rock.
post #741 of 792
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Originally Posted by srozzman View Post
granted, but he is infused with dynamite

I wish i was a rock.
Granted, but you have a dynamite infused narwhal
beside you.
I wish I could read peoples minds at will.
post #742 of 792
Granted, but you can only use this power on people with disturbingly sick & twisted minds.

I wish I could eat whatever I want and never get fat.
post #743 of 792
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Originally Posted by mrdeadfolx View Post
Granted, but you can only use this power on people with disturbingly sick & twisted minds.

I wish I could eat whatever I want and never get fat.
Granted, but you lose 5 pounds every time you take a bite.
I wish the Winnipeg Folk Festival was a year round festival.
post #744 of 792
Granted, but you are caged the whole time.

I wish August would come sooner.
post #745 of 792
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Originally Posted by Ishcabible View Post
Granted, but you are caged the whole time.

I wish August would come sooner.
Denied, I want to enjoy the full length of summer.

I wish for nothing because I know it would just get corrupted.
post #746 of 792
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Originally Posted by xnothingpoetic View Post
Denied, I want to enjoy the full length of summer.

I wish for nothing because I know it would just get corrupted.
Granted, and you are plunged into oblivion, as per your wish.

I wish that trolls didn't exist.
post #747 of 792
But I want my M3!

Granted, but gremlins invade your house.


I wish I had a metal Slinky. The plastic one I'm playing with now isn't good enough.
post #748 of 792
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Originally Posted by Ishcabible View Post
But I want my M3!

Granted, but gremlins invade your house.


I wish I had a metal Slinky. The plastic one I'm playing with now isn't good enough.
Granted, but it's rusty and you contract tetanus.

I wish that I could spend more time on the computer here at work.
post #749 of 792
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Granted, but it's rusty and you contract tetanus.

I wish that I could spend more time on the computer here at work.
Granted but it doesnt work

I wish i was 19
post #750 of 792
Granted, but the other 18 clones are slightly retarded becuase i used analog equipment to make the copies,

i wish you a merry christmas,
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