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post #721 of 792
You can, but you will be taken out to the field and shot.

I wish I didn't have swine flu.
post #722 of 792
Granted, you now have something worse (I'm too nice to get into details).

I wish I could read and control human minds at will.
post #723 of 792
Granted, but what you are able to do is selected by me.

I wish I wouldn't fall in love with my friend. (It's a gal fwiw)
post #724 of 792
You won't, you fall in love with her mother.

I wish to win an Ignobel Prize.
post #725 of 792
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Originally Posted by jonathanjong View Post
You won't, you fall in love with her mother.

I wish to win an Ignobel Prize.
Granted, but then your fans, after laughing, would discover they want to tear you limb from limb.

I wish Alfonso Soriano never bats lead off again.
post #726 of 792
Granted, but Lily/Zambrano/Marmol/whoever's pitching that day bats lead off instead.

I wish I had a fresh brown sugar pop tart right about now.
post #727 of 792
it gets stuck in the toaster, instant flametrower,

i wish i wasnt on nightshift for this week,
post #728 of 792
Granted, but you've been laid off.

I wish my dad would let me buy a pair of HD650s.
post #729 of 792
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Originally Posted by logwed View Post
Granted, but you've been laid off.

I wish my dad would let me buy a pair of HD650s.
Granted, but he borrows them for extra-sweaty jogging.

I wish the streets were made of bacon (although I would take any cured pork product)
post #730 of 792
Granted, but it's moldy.

I wish I could stop coughing.
post #731 of 792
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Originally Posted by Ishcabible View Post
Granted, but it's moldy.

I wish I could stop coughing.
Granted you stop breathing altogether

I wish the weather was warmer
post #732 of 792
granted, it's now as hot as the sun

I wish my IEMs weren't broken
post #733 of 792
Granted, but getting them repaired had degraded their sound quality.

I wish i never took part to this game...
post #734 of 792
granted but now you can only post in "what came in the mail today"

I wish I had some extra cash to blow on gear
post #735 of 792
Granted, but you can only buy Blose.

I wish my doggie's sores would go away.
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