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post #706 of 792
Granted, but there would be insane inflation and worth only a loaf of bread

I wish the mail would be here today not monday
post #707 of 792
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Originally Posted by DanTheMiataMan View Post
I wish the mail would be here today not monday
Granted... but only because "Sunday" mysteriously disappeared from the calendar, leaving a 6-day week in which you still have to manage to work 40+ hours.


I wish I knew what to wish for now.
post #708 of 792
I'm reviving this.

Granted, but you no longer can wish for it because you used your wish to think of a wish.

I wish I understood what I said.
post #709 of 792
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Originally Posted by Ishcabible View Post
I wish I understood what I said.
Granted. But then talking to you would be less of an adventure.

I wish my clients would pay me on time.
post #710 of 792
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Originally Posted by terriblepaulz View Post
Granted. But then talking to you would be less of an adventure.

I wish my clients would pay me on time.
Granted, but they could only pay in Zimbabwean dollars. ZW$1 banknotes only.


I wish I could afford a new Lamborghini.
post #711 of 792
Did you know lamborghini was originaly (and still makes) a tractor manufacturer, une ferruchio lamboghini bought a ferrari and went to enzo telling him his gearboxes were crap, enzo replyed "if you think a bloody tractor manufacturer can do better, then please do"

anyways, you can afford a Lamborghini
R1

a Lamborghini R1 tractor that is, its only around 20k, and you can enjoy the whole 51 BHP Diesel engine that comes with it,

i wish for the love of my life that i met when i was 15 to come back to me,
post #712 of 792
Granted, but she's married.

I wish I could get my Mini3 would work.
post #713 of 792
Granted, but it would only play northern yodeling melodies.

I wish I was more motivated (looking forward to this one ).
post #714 of 792
You become the "Bernie Madoff" of Ponzi scheming and get caught scamming the Rothschild family of Billions.

I wish I could be a singer.
post #715 of 792
Heres a discount cupon for Autotune, the best selling DSP plug in that no one seems to use

i wish for world peace (please corrupt this in to everyone dies, no one left to fight)
post #716 of 792
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Heres a discount cupon for Autotune, the best selling DSP plug in that no one seems to use

i wish for world peace (please corrupt this in to everyone dies, no one left to fight)
Granted, but care bears took over the world.

I wish I didn't have short term memory.
post #717 of 792
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Granted, but care bears took over the world.
and the bad part being ?
post #718 of 792
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I wish I didn't have short term memory.
Granted, but you also don't have long term memory and never know what is going on or what you're doing past the timeline of 5 seconds. Good luck listening to music or knowing where your headphones are.

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and the bad part being ?
They enjoy the sexual company of humans, of both sexes.


I wish for weather I enjoy more year-round.
post #719 of 792
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I wish for weather I enjoy more year-round.
Granted, but you will be stuck inside a cupboard.

I wish I had an intergalactic space ship.
post #720 of 792
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Originally Posted by limpidglitch View Post
Granted, but you will be stuck inside a cupboard.

I wish I had an intergalactic space ship.
Granted, but you could only travel at spaceship speed, and the nearest star is 5 LIGHT YEARS away, or about 100,000 years in a spacecraft. There are 100 billion stars in our galaxy alone, so for actual INTERGALACTIC travel (to leave this galaxy), in your spaceship, it would only take you roughly 10,000,000,000 years to get to our nearest neighbouring galaxy, Nebulon.

I wish my mother were alive again.




haha just kidding, just wanted to put the next poster in an awkward position.

I wish I could retire at 35.
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