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post #691 of 792
4/16/09 at 1:26am
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Originally Posted by Jaw007 View Post
I wish I could complete the Boston marathon this monday.

Granted but there is a snow storm forecast for monday!

I wish that all the sick children were all healed!
Granted, but the cure would inevitability kill them.

I wish upon a star.
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post #692 of 792
4/16/09 at 1:29am
That star is actually a comet and hits our earth, wasting the kid's health.

I wish our Savior would make their appearance.
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post #693 of 792
4/16/09 at 4:02am
Granted, but he comes down and smites you for "swearing to God" that one time

I wish I was a Head-Fi mod...
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post #694 of 792
4/16/09 at 4:13am
Granted, but it is quickly revoked as I don't have that power. Your subsequent complaints then get you permanently banned from Head-fi.

I wish I could row (and win) in the next summer Olympics
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post #695 of 792
4/16/09 at 4:40am
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Originally Posted by cyberidd View Post
Granted, but it is quickly revoked as I don't have that power. Your subsequent complaints then get you permanently banned from Head-fi.

I wish I could row (and win) in the next summer Olympics
Granted, but it would be at the special olympics as you lost 2 legs and one arm in a tragic headphone accident (involving breaking all your audio equipement).

I wish I could fly.
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post #696 of 792
4/16/09 at 4:42am
You can fly, but you are a fly!

I wish I had a billion dollars.
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post #697 of 792
4/16/09 at 5:39am
Granted. But there's no way to spend it during your 40-year sentence for forgery.

I wish all women would be attracted to me.
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post #698 of 792
4/16/09 at 8:33am
Granted, but you happen to turn into a woman yourself.

I wish I would rule the Earth at present time! (haha!)
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post #699 of 792
4/16/09 at 8:58am
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Originally Posted by Ishcabible View Post
Granted, but you happen to turn into a woman yourself.

I wish I would rule the Earth at present time! (haha!)
Granted but the world soon goes into a super deep depression that future generations will call the Dark Dark Ages. Some will say that this is what hell must be like.


I wish I was immortal.
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post #700 of 792
4/16/09 at 2:27pm
Granted. You are immortal. The powers that be feel threatened by your immortality, and they throw you into a bottomless hole, where you are doomed to fall throughout your eternal life.

I wish I could wake up tomorrow to the discovery that the Little People finished writing my Master's thesis during the night, and submitted it to the University on my behalf.
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post #701 of 792
4/16/09 at 7:51pm
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Originally Posted by acidbasement View Post
Granted. You are immortal. The powers that be feel threatened by your immortality, and they throw you into a bottomless hole, where you are doomed to fall throughout your eternal life.

I wish I could wake up tomorrow to the discovery that the Little People finished writing my Master's thesis during the night, and submitted it to the University on my behalf.
Granted, but since the little people have no training or education in your area, you are denied your degree.

I wish I lived in a mansion in the mountains.
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post #702 of 792
4/16/09 at 8:15pm
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Originally Posted by AJSgolf33 View Post
Granted, but since the little people have no training or education in your area, you are denied your degree.

I wish I lived in a mansion in the mountains.
Granted, but an earthquake causing the montains to collapse would kill you.

I wish upon a wish.
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post #703 of 792
4/17/09 at 1:12am
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Originally Posted by Suntory_Times View Post
Granted, but an earthquake causing the montains to collapse would kill you.

I wish upon a wish.
Granted, you have now used your last wish to wish upon a wish and thus wasted your last wish

I wish I was superman
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post #704 of 792
4/17/09 at 8:32am
Granted, but I get to tape cryptonite on you.

I wish this world's wasn't to ******.
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post #705 of 792
4/26/09 at 12:12am
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Originally Posted by Ishcabible View Post
Granted, but I get to tape cryptonite on you.

I wish this world's wasn't to ******.
Granted, but peace magically resulted in the whole worls blowing up.

I wish I could win the mega super duper $60 million lotto.
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