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post #646 of 792
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Originally Posted by FallenAngel View Post
Granted, unfortunately, you can never control when or where you'll end up and you really start to appreciate normalcy after a few visits to (and as) dinner with the national convention of cannibals.

I wish my dad's damn laptop worked properly, damn Vista, I'm putting on Linux.
Granted, but it still doesn't work because Vista wasn't causing the problem in the first place (hint hint).

I wish I had a G37 coupe.
post #647 of 792
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Originally Posted by Computerpro3 View Post
Granted, but it still doesn't work because Vista wasn't causing the problem in the first place (hint hint).

I wish I had a G37 coupe.
Granted, but the world just decided tp eliminate roads.

I wiash a gorgeous woman would come up to me right now, look me right in the eye and say: "Take a hike, jerk-off."
post #648 of 792
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Originally Posted by GlendaleViper View Post
Granted, but the world just decided tp eliminate roads.

I wiash a gorgeous woman would come up to me right now, look me right in the eye and say: "Take a hike, jerk-off."
Granted, but your need for masochism is crushed when you realize that she is actually trying to be nice; and instead of giving you a cruel order , is actually suggesting two activities that you and her can do later.


I wish I was taller.
post #649 of 792
Granted, but you are now tall enough that none of your headphones will fit.

I wish I had a pipe organ.
post #650 of 792
Granted, you now have a pipe inside your body.

I wish I had unblemished skin.
post #651 of 792
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Originally Posted by roastpuff View Post
Granted, you now have a pipe inside your body.

I wish I had unblemished skin.
Granted, you are now an albino with completely pore-less smooth skin all over and no hair anywhere (eyebrows included).

I wish people wouldn't smoke around the building (or in), it smells like crap!
post #652 of 792
Granted, but your car is now full of smoking, smelly hobos, that won't leave, and your windows won't roll down.

I wish my hair was dry.
post #653 of 792
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Originally Posted by Gautama View Post
Granted, but your car is now full of smoking, smelly hobos, that won't leave, and your windows won't roll down.

I wish my hair was dry.
Granted, Unfortunately it's too dry and direct sunlight causes it to burst into flames.

I wish I had theme music that played everytime I walked into a room.
post #654 of 792
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Originally Posted by YouSpentHowMuch? View Post
Granted, Unfortunately it's too dry and direct sunlight causes it to burst into flames.

I wish I had theme music that played everytime I walked into a room.
Granted, but the theme is from Silence of The Lambs.

I wish I had a new mint Reimyo 777 CDP.
post #655 of 792
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Originally Posted by velogreg View Post
Granted, but the theme is from Silence of The Lambs.

I wish I had a new mint Reimyo 777 CDP.
Granted, However your request is taken quite literally and your new Reimyo is made entirely of mint candy.

I wish a had a dog with bees in his mouth and when he barks he shoots bees at you.
post #656 of 792
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Granted, but that's such a dumb wish that it doesn't deserve a creative reply.

I wish I could lose a lot of weight in a healthy way but without putting much effort into it.
post #657 of 792
Granted, but you lose all this weight overnight and have the cops called on you in the morning by your wife since she doesn't recognize you anymore. You spend all day at the police station trying to convince them it's really you.

I wish I were a concert pianist.
post #658 of 792
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Originally Posted by Klarus View Post
Granted, but you lose all this weight overnight and have the cops called on you in the morning by your wife since she doesn't recognize you anymore. You spend all day at the police station trying to convince them it's really you.

I wish I were a concert pianist.
Granted, but you have to go to conservatory like me. I reccomend you a new wish!

I wish I was at Oceans 13 instead of an incredibly boring mandatory party.
post #659 of 792
Granted, but now you are implicated in a casino heist and thrown into jail as a destitute.

I wish that my headache from arranging travel options to NYC goes away.
post #660 of 792
Granted, but you now have "This is the song that never ends" stuck in your head.

I wish I were already done with college.
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