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post #631 of 792
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Originally Posted by roastpuff View Post
Granted. Sam can now think again, but all he does is incite riots.

I wish I was able to do math without stupid mistakes.
Granted, but you forget how to spell instead.

I wish my work got less boring (I know I'm asking for it )
post #632 of 792
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Originally Posted by FallenAngel View Post
Granted, but you forget how to spell instead.

I wish my work got less boring (I know I'm asking for it )
Granted, Now you must juggle three chainsaws one-handed while working a cash register and giving CPR to a hairy midget named ted.

I wish my toaster was a decepticon
post #633 of 792
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Originally Posted by YouSpentHowMuch? View Post
I wish my toaster was a decepticon
Granted, but he burns your bread and steals your energon when you aren't looking.

I wish I had my hands on that avatar.
post #634 of 792
Granted, but then your girlfriend makes you sleep on the couch for the rest of your relationship.

I wish I had the willpower to slim down.
post #635 of 792
Granted, but you stop bathing instead. No one wants to talk to you anymore after that.

I wish I had a steady flow of cash without working. (That sounds really bad and lazy doesn't it?)
post #636 of 792
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Originally Posted by roastpuff View Post
I wish I had the willpower to slim down.
Granted, but your food intake consists exclusively of dressing-less salads and the only leaf vegetable available to you is good ol' bitter radicchio.

I wish I could afford to put a modest (motor) race team together.
post #637 of 792
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Originally Posted by Jon118 View Post
I wish I had a steady flow of cash without working. (That sounds really bad and lazy doesn't it?)
Granted, but the country you live in has converted exclusively to a barter system.


See wish above.
post #638 of 792
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I wish I could afford to put a modest (motor) race team together.
Granted, but you all drive 10 horsepower mopeds.

I wish I couldn't predict (or sense) the future.
post #639 of 792
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I wish I couldn't predict (or sense) the future.
Granted. Just in time for you to cross paths with that errant, speeding bus.

I wish I could save FallenAngel from his bus-induced coma.
post #640 of 792
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I wish I could save FallenAngel from his bus-induced coma.
Granted, now the bus hits you instead.

I wish I had that nice new Sigma 150mm macro lens.
post #641 of 792
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Originally Posted by PiccoloNamek View Post
I wish I had that nice new Sigma 150mm macro lens.
Granted, but the burly mean neighbour across the street catches you taking some peep shots at his wife and he beats you about the face and neck with it.

I wish I had nice neighbours.
post #642 of 792
granted, but now you're forced to work double shift and you have no time to use it.

i wish they trade kobe bryant out of LA...
post #643 of 792
Granted, but they give him to you. Yes, you.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.
post #644 of 792
Granted, but now your staring at a crew of motorcycle gang members after you've managed to run over the head honcho's poodle. This of course happens because of the genie that popped out from your steering wheel and blocked your view. Just as you ask the genie to get you out of there he says "Sorry, I just filled your other one" The good news? You make the 10:00 news.

Ultra realism is my thing if you can't tell ^

I wish I could teleport.
post #645 of 792
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Originally Posted by Solodarn View Post
Granted, but now your staring at a crew of motorcycle gang members after you've managed to run over the head honcho's poodle. This of course happens because of the genie that popped out from your steering wheel and blocked your view. Just as you ask the genie to get you out of there he says "Sorry, I just filled your other one" The good news? You make the 10:00 news.

Ultra realism is my thing if you can't tell ^

I wish I could teleport.
Granted, unfortunately, you can never control when or where you'll end up and you really start to appreciate normalcy after a few visits to (and as) dinner with the national convention of cannibals.

I wish my dad's damn laptop worked properly, damn Vista, I'm putting on Linux.
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