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post #436 of 792
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Originally Posted by Samgotit View Post
Granted, but your wish bequeather misunderstands you, and your school is now 4.0 inches tall.

I wish all Google searches turned up a photo of me at my handsomest.
Granted, but they show you at your handsomest...naked. And it's always at the top of the list.

I wish I knew exactly what I was going to do 10+ years down the road
post #437 of 792
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Originally Posted by Alpha 904 View Post
Granted, but they show you at your handsomest...naked. And it's always at the top of the list.

I wish I knew exactly what I was going to do 10+ years down the road
Granted. You will work in the Heat Treat department of a Chevrolet parts plant on 9 Mile and Mound in Warren, MI. Your job will be removing ring gears off metal brackets when they emerge from a giant furnace, which burns your face, while you carry them on large poker-like sticks to oil baths 20 yards away. You will come home tired to your wife, who doesn't like you, and your drug addicted children, who steal your money and only listen to gansta rap.

I wish I hadn't rememberd that that was once my job.
post #438 of 792
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Originally Posted by boomana View Post
Granted. You will work in the Heat Treat department of a Chevrolet parts plant on 9 Mile and Mound in Warren, MI. Your job will be removing ring gears off metal brackets when they emerge from a giant furnace, which burns your face, while you carry them on large poker-like sticks to oil baths 20 yards away. You will come home tired to your wife, who doesn't like you, and your drug addicted children, who steal your money and only listen to gansta rap.

I wish I hadn't rememberd that that was once my job.
granted, you forget that was once your job, but then you are doomed to repeat the whole sad scenario.

i wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard and AND i don't want any zombie turkey, i don't want to turn into a turkey myself and i don't any other weird surprises.
post #439 of 792
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Originally Posted by redshifter View Post
granted, you forget that was once your job, but then you are doomed to repeat the whole sad scenario.

i wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard and AND i don't want any zombie turkey, i don't want to turn into a turkey myself and i don't any other weird surprises.
Granted, but the turkey died of old age, and you can taste it.

I wish that I could get in touch with the guy making my amp.
post #440 of 792
Granted. He has moved to tibet and you cannot get your money back nor an amp.

I wish I could taste the most delicious food in the world.
post #441 of 792
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Originally Posted by rb67 View Post
Granted. He has moved to tibet and you cannot get your money back nor an amp.

I wish I could taste the most delicious food in the world.
Granted. But you get to taste the most delicious food in the world in my point of view, which is dog crap.

I wish some people didn't think i was stupid to blow my money on the UE-10.
post #442 of 792
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Originally Posted by aluren View Post
Granted. But you get to taste the most delicious food in the world in my point of view, which is dog crap.

I wish some people didn't think i was stupid to blow my money on the UE-10.
Granted. Now EVERYONE thinks you're stupid for blowing away money on the UE-10!

I wish my Xbox worked.
post #443 of 792
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Originally Posted by 450 View Post
Granted. Now EVERYONE thinks you're stupid for blowing away money on the UE-10!

I wish my Xbox worked.

Granted, but it only plays PS1 games.


I wish I could win the lottery.
post #444 of 792
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Originally Posted by chadbang View Post
Granted, but it only plays PS1 games.


I wish I could win the lottery.
Granted, but it's the $1000 scratch and win lottery, and you owe $3000 in taxes from last year.

I wish for a Fujitsu P1610.

-Ed
post #445 of 792
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Originally Posted by Edwood View Post

I wish for a Fujitsu P1610.

-Ed
Granted but you didn't say it has to be in working condition. You got scam and lost loads of money.

I wish I had an 8 ball that would answer the absolute truth for every question I ask it in an non-cryptic and a concise manner that convey all the truth.
post #446 of 792
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Originally Posted by DanT View Post
Granted but you didn't say it has to be in working condition. You got scam and lost loads of money.

I wish I had an 8 ball that would answer the absolute truth for every question I ask it in an non-cryptic and a concise manner that convey all the truth.
Granted, but the truth it tells you is completely unrelated to the question you asked, and comes in yes/no/maybe format.

I wish I had free use of a gulfstream IV.
post #447 of 792
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Originally Posted by grawk View Post
Granted, but the truth it tells you is completely unrelated to the question you asked, and comes in yes/no/maybe format.

I wish I had free use of a gulfstream IV.
Granted, except it can't fly and just rolls around at the airport.

I wish I had a world-class wine collection.
post #448 of 792
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Originally Posted by FallenAngel View Post
Granted, except it can't fly and just rolls around at the airport.

I wish I had a world-class wine collection.
Granted, but you killed your tastebuds drinking bud light

I wish I had my K340 modding stuff
post #449 of 792
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Originally Posted by RedLeader View Post
Granted, but you killed your tastebuds drinking bud light

I wish I had my K340 modding stuff
Granted but your'e missing the most important part

I wish my vacation was longer
post #450 of 792
Granted, you've just been fired.

I wish I had a money tree.
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