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post #16 of 792
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Originally Posted by feh1325 View Post
granted, but your suit has a leak!

i wish i could get a 2400 on the SAT with ease
Granted, but they accused you of cheating and now you aren't going to college.
post #17 of 792
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Originally Posted by Carl View Post
You can, but it's a pro field-hockey team from rural Turkmenistan.


I wish I could solder proppa.
You can, you just always seem to solder at the same time there's an earthquake.

I wish to have dinner with Jessica Alba.
post #18 of 792
granted, but you forget your headfi-eaten wallet!
its happened to me...the wallet part, not the jessica alba part...not yet
i wish i could visit japan and the rest of asia
post #19 of 792
Granted, but they take you hostage and hold you in a prison.

I wish I took photograph's that would win me national acclaim.
post #20 of 792
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Originally Posted by feh1325 View Post
i wish i could visit japan and the rest of asia
You can, but you end up in a North Korean commune being "re-educated".


I wish I knew the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
post #21 of 792
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Originally Posted by mr_baseball_08 View Post
Granted, but they take you hostage and hold you in a prison.

I wish I took photograph's that would win me national acclaim.
You can, but you're the world's most famous blind photographer.

I wish for to uncover ruins of a civilization no one has seen before.

EDIT: It would appear as though this thread is going to have double answers and double wishes. How long before this becomes unimaginably complicated?
post #22 of 792
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Originally Posted by Carl View Post
You can, but you end up in a North Korean commune being "re-educated".


I wish I knew the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
You do, but right before you pass away.

I wish some of the post office people weren't so damn stupid.
post #23 of 792
They get smart and replace you for your job.

I wish Xin can ship out amps in 2 weeks rather than 3 months.
post #24 of 792
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Originally Posted by aluren View Post
They get smart and replace you for your job.

I wish Xin can ship out amps in 2 weeks rather than 3 months.

He can, but you can only use the amp to listen to the B-52s.

I wish the "hot glue gun decorating" fad would die already.
post #25 of 792
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Originally Posted by Samgotit View Post
He can, but you can only use the amp to listen to the B-52s.

I wish the "hot glue gun decorating" fad would die already.
it dies but is replaced but the hot poo gun decorating.

i wish i was home watching 24
post #26 of 792
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Originally Posted by redshifter View Post
it dies but is replaced but the hot poo gun decorating.

i wish i was home watching 24
you can, but it's because you got fired from your job.

i wish UE would make an IEM better than the UE-10.
post #27 of 792
they do, but you can't ever afford em and can never try em because they are custom fit only

edit: sorry! brain fart

i wish i had could be a better sax player
post #28 of 792
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Originally Posted by feh1325 View Post
they do, but you can't ever afford em and can never try em because they are custom fit only
I wish feh1325 understood how this game works.
post #29 of 792
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Originally Posted by Samgotit View Post
I wish feh1325 understood how this game works.
And then it dawns on you than there is no feh.

I wish I had been a better person.
post #30 of 792
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Originally Posted by hYdrociTy View Post
And then it dawns on you than there is no feh.

I wish I had been a better person.
You could be, but then you realize that YOU have to do the bettering.

I wish I could have the same post count as Jahn.

EDIT: On a side note, SWEET! I have 777 posts!
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