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Okay, I thought I'd seen it all but this....

post #1 of 24
9/6/06 at 1:01pm
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is absolutely THE most ridiculous thing I've ever...EVER seen!



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This photo released by the Capla Kesting Gallery in August 2006 shows a sculpture purportedly cast from 19-week old Suri Cruise's first bowel movement. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes finally put Hollywood at ease by publishing the first photo of their daughter Suri, four months after her birth, in Vanity Fair magazine's October issue.
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post #2 of 24
9/6/06 at 1:03pm
did they really have to bronze the part that fell off? They could have at least just used the one big chunk and passed it off as modern art or something.
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post #3 of 24
9/6/06 at 1:07pm
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ROTFL....yeah, I noticed that. I guess they figured it would be like bronzing only one shoe? Amazing...disturbing, too! Can you imagine what the girl will think when she's old enough to know just what that is and that her parents actually bronzed it??
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post #4 of 24
9/6/06 at 1:07pm
Seems bogus to me - parents, correct me if I'm wrong, but whenever I've changed a baby diaper, it's always been this mushy soft crap and not those recognizable turds like the ones above.

Oh yes, this has to be my proudest post yet.

Best,

-Jason
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post #5 of 24
9/6/06 at 1:10pm
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Well, I'm sure they took great pains to 'preserve' the specimen for such a special occasion. Heck, maybe they actually put it back together? More likely hired someone to "reconstruct" the keepsake! Maybe it was the first potty specimen and not the actual first bowel movement? Gawd...am I actually pondering this?? What's wrong with me!?!?!?!
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post #6 of 24
9/6/06 at 1:10pm
Suri doesn't wear a diaper. Diapers are for losers. Suri is connected to a hyperbolic poop sucking chamber that gently removes all feces the second they are perfectly formed in the bowels.
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post #7 of 24
9/6/06 at 1:14pm
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Originally Posted by Jahn
Suri doesn't wear a diaper. Diapers are for losers. Suri is connected to a hyperbolic poop sucking chamber that gently removes all feces the second they are perfectly formed in the bowels.
Followed by a thorough, yet gentle and relaxing enema that massages the baby to sleep. Comes in 3 different scents: mountain rain, spring garden, and cool breeze.
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post #8 of 24
9/6/06 at 1:34pm
I just had lunch
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post #9 of 24
9/6/06 at 1:35pm
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Originally Posted by jjcha
Seems bogus to me - parents, correct me if I'm wrong, but whenever I've changed a baby diaper, it's always been this mushy soft crap and not those recognizable turds like the ones above.

Oh yes, this has to be my proudest post yet.

Best,

-Jason
I agree, I call BS on this turd
(no pun intended)
and yes..jjcha, this is my proudest post on HF too
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post #10 of 24
9/6/06 at 1:37pm
Dadaism at its finest.
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post #11 of 24
9/6/06 at 2:10pm
Maybe I don't know much about babies, but the kid first pooped on August 18th? That's got to be the longest period of constipation in human history.
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post #12 of 24
9/6/06 at 2:19pm
True or not, I dont give a rats ass. Tom Cruise is a lunatic, and his kid will grow up even worse than Michael Jacksons. [/rant]
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post #13 of 24
9/6/06 at 2:26pm
Damn it, I was eating.

Anyway, this seems like a hoax. I don't think even Tom Cruise is this insane.... then again...
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post #14 of 24
9/6/06 at 3:06pm
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Originally Posted by Thaddy
Followed by a thorough, yet gentle and relaxing enema that massages the baby to sleep. Comes in 3 different scents: mountain rain, spring garden, and cool breeze.
Back when I was a kid all we had to wipe was poison ivy!
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post #15 of 24
9/6/06 at 3:11pm
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Originally Posted by KenW
well, i'll be.

i guess you CAN polish a turd.
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