Went out yesterday with a pack of 8 AA batteries stuck in each of the side pockets of the headroom bag. It's this gizmo.

When I got home, both packs still measured over 10V. So... It works! It works!
The lithium packs have to wait. Those ratshack parts are so cheap, I broke two connectors just trying to get some decent wires attached.
Keep goading me (I could use the inspiration) and with any luck I'll have something more reliable than this cheesy prototype to show at the summer meet.
By the way, for "chum" dictionary.com has: Bait usually consisting of oily fish ground up and scattered on the water. Are you calling me fish bait?