My headphone stand is perfect for hanging bananas!
I think it's like Alienware computers, or a gf who's really a you-know-what, or a Bose home system. It's there only for bragging rights, and that's about all the goodness it'd do in your life.
Alienware= lots of money to blow
'gf'= look what I found under the rock!
Bose= look at what an idiot I am!
Headphone stand= "Dudes, look at this! It can hold my headphones and...uh...erm...spin around if you lay it on its side!"