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Chuck Norris Facts

post #1 of 36
1/9/06 at 4:03am
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Have you guys seen this Chuck Norris Fact site? It's really funny.

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty


Here's Chuck Norris' recent response on his personal web site.

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx
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post #2 of 36
1/9/06 at 4:05am
Yeah, my cousin showed me that a few days ago (found a link on the Warcraft forums or something). Funny stuff, so are the vin diesel facts.
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post #3 of 36
1/9/06 at 4:06am
seen that, it's hilarious
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post #4 of 36
1/9/06 at 4:07am
Quote:
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
LOL!!
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post #5 of 36
1/9/06 at 4:19am
Oh yeah, here are the vin diesel and mr. t ones from the same site:

http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty

http://www.4q.cc/t/index.php?topthirty

EDIT: There are a couple swear words and stuff, don't click if you're sensitive or like, an impressionable young'un.
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post #6 of 36
1/9/06 at 4:25am
I love the Vin Diesel ones
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post #7 of 36
1/9/06 at 5:07am
Quote:
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Quote:
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
That made me laugh a lot...maybe because it's after 3am, but still funny...

I liked this Vin Diesel one...

Quote:
The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face.
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post #8 of 36
1/9/06 at 10:56am
these are so funny. During the semester, a couple of guys on our floor wrote about 100 of them or more on post it notes and put them EVERYWHERE. You would open the shower door and it would be on the back, under the sink whiel washing your hands, under toilet lids. It was just hilarious.

My fav:

When Chuck Norris was born the docter looked down and said..."OH #$%* It's Chuck Norris!"
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post #9 of 36
1/9/06 at 11:34am
some Chuck norris fun:

http://ldopa.net.nyud.net:8090/wp-co...teShowdown.swf

oh yeah, some people might take offence at the awsomeness of this link.
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post #10 of 36
1/9/06 at 3:15pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Feanor
That was pretty funny...thanks...
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post #11 of 36
1/9/06 at 4:05pm
Quote:
I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris
he's so cool.
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post #12 of 36
1/10/06 at 4:35pm
Some good stuff there. Also came across a webcomic strip which seems to be inspired by Chuck & Co.

http://www.biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=601
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post #13 of 36
1/14/06 at 3:05am
I almost died laughing. Chuck rocks.
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post #14 of 36
1/14/06 at 3:06am
hahaha! I named one of my characters a year ago in World of Warcraft Chucknorris. haha
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post #15 of 36
1/14/06 at 3:11am
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Originally Posted by Little J040
hahaha! I named one of my characters a year ago in World of Warcraft Chucknorris. haha
be wary of a lv60 warrior named vindiesel.
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