Originally Posted by scrypt
How dare you dismiss my wax-anointed ER-4P, you vicious testicle! I cringe at the pungency of your verdict's pubic brine! Cease listing the virtues of other expensive earphones or I shall have to squish my own eyeballs to slow music and allow the fluid to trickle suggestively into sleeping ballerinas' retainers!
(clears urethra) While it's true that I haven't actually heard the E4, e5 or Super.Fi 5 Pro (now with extra punctuation), I remain convinced that everything but the ER-4S sounds like transvestite boot mucous. I say this to show I'm at the age when people of my advanced vintage worship their own unresearched opinions and claim the benefit of experience. Soon, I'll weep over the fact that Young Nostril has inhaled all the E. L. Fudge; for now, I'll content myself with mentally squirting the juice of my retinal disorder into threads that happen to make me feel puny like an aphid.
Furthermore, I promise to impersonate a grinning troll if anyone happens to call me stupid or make light of my being upset. I also promise to complain about the seconds of my life that were wasted reading Jasper994's post. I will do this repeatedly, I vow, in a response that will take me forty-seven minutes to write.
Jasper994: Any chance that someone at the national meet will be personing an IEM table with a drawerful of tips so that we may all respond to your observations with something like personal experience? I’m only asking, of course, because I assume you have no way of knowing. (If we should happen to meet, do encourage me to demonstrate the anti-jitter benefits of my uvea-goo-filled cane.)