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Originally Posted by Happy Camper 
Of course to balance the good:
- You had wet dreams and dry farts, now......
- Takes all week to recover from the weekend
- Learning co-habitation skills don't mean you use them
- The odors you thought were someone else are coming from your dirty clothes
- You have more hair on your back than your head
- You take advantage of every bathroom
- You get your good ole days stories mixed up and the grandkids correct you
- You have to stop the car and remember where you're going
- No one cares what you think but you keep telling anybody who will listen
- You finally admit that there may be something more to life than self gratification
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I would add to this that, around 50 the effects of lifestyle choices come home to roost.
Apparently, if you live beyond 55, you are set for a reasonably long life.
Any bad decisions regarding your career will be showing up.
Children will be doing their best to bleed you dry.
So not so many shiny toys.
Bits of you that gave you pleasure start giving you trouble.
I could go on but it would be bl**dy depressing.
As said, still better than the alternative!
