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A Genius Work of Staggering Heartbreak

A Review On: Audeze LCD2 Planar Magnetic Headphones

Audeze LCD2 Planar Magnetic Headphones

Rated # 4 in Over-Ear
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Purchased on:
Radio_head
Posted · 790 Views · 14 Comments

Pros: Will change your Life forever

Cons: Will change your life forever

Growing up poor in Bucharpest, life often felt like this:

 

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Then I got a wife and a job.  Now I am like this:

 

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So now I was flush with cash and had nothing to spend it on.  Then I heard about the LCD-2.  The more I kept reading, the more excited I got.

 

 

And then I ordered.  And waited:

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Then one day, a package came:

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And I was like:

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Then it was time for the unboxing:

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Then came the listening. At first I was like:

 

 

Probably because of burn in or something.  But after 30 seconds the beat dropped, and it was like:

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It was kind of weird when it was just me, but when I showed it to my wife and friends we were all:

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Needless to say, when I first heard about burn in I was like:

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But now I firmly believe:

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Then I started surfing the forums looking for more great gear:

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My friends and I would rock out with our headphones every night:

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Long after they had all gone home, I was still burning the midnight oil, listening to my jams:

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It was like Wall Street during the coke years.  I'd stay up all night and then go to work and put in my 60.  I thought my performance hadn't slipped at all.  But my bosses were like:

Then I went a step further and started getting all my audiophile packages at work:

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My boss waited until a new one came and had it sent to his office. I had to go there to pick it up. When I came in, he was like:

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After he fired me, I came home. My wife was not understanding, she dumped me:

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I thought she was bluffing, so I gave her some time:

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But she sent divorce papers over. Then I had to hire a lawyer. He talked a lot about how she wouldn't get a dime, so I was like:

I even sold the Audeze to pay for legal bills and as a result lost all my new friends. The little money the lawyer didn't take went to my ex, as she left court with the last of my cash she did a little dance on the ashes of our marriage:

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Now I am poor and alone in Bucharpest again:

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Screw you Audeze.

14 Comments:

This is retarded. It's not even funny. :/
lol
Feel better...
That was very nice "pictorial review"

Problem : : Headphones can blow a hole in your pocket.

Solution : Get the HD600's and be happy :P
Ha ha ha. You described your life in a headphone review, sir. I expect you get better luck with your next wife, boss and headphones. Move on.
Haha, this made my day. Thanks for the laugh and sense of self-irony to do something like this! Sorry about your marriage and job? Life moves on eh?
takato14 +1. Seriously childish and retarded.
i love this. 
You, Sir, win the entire internet!
some people have no sense of humour
frickin' lame, two of the pics weren't even animated *|:-/~
Damned good. Intrested in being a reviewer for InnerFidelity?
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