Everything can be explained by ghosts.
Traffic jam in the morning? Probably caused by some pesky poltergeists. Ever see Ghostbusters?
Find a hairball under the bed in the hotel room? I mean come on, you really have to see Ghostbusters, it's a classic. There's a whole scene in the movie involving a hotel.
Your job got automated and outsourced to China? Well China has the highest population in the world, so it should also have the highest population of...