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I bought a power cable used off of the Supremus forums that was supposed to provide FTL transmission and reduce quantum entanglement...now I just have a box full of dead, poisoned cats. Darn you schro_Dinger_1961!!!! I want a refund....!!
Coffee killed the radio cats...here's to preventing more feline casualities. Dump your brown muck and your moldy cheese right down the sink. On second thought, don't, think of the poor sink. But do pick up a nice cool glass of milk. Straight from the carton.
​all that peculiar
across my backyard
​into the wormhole
​buy expensive handbags
​and tall supermodels
​because taste matters
​those who don't
Make up your own lines from strange conversations. ​ ​Examples: ​ "I went down the street to buy anti-freeze for my carbuncle, and next thing you know, I ended up driving a Macy's parade float into the river." ​ ​"Sure it was my fault that I married a porcupine, but that doesn't give you the right to take away my muffins." ​ ​"It turns out the wood shavings on my hand towels was the cause of my rash all along!" ​ ​"My uncle works for the Department of...
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