Once upon a time, there was a man who's desire for an eargasm drove him to the brink of insanity. then one day, a magical Nankai appeared before him and said, "I will offer you this "eargasm" for nothing more than a kind word, and a promise to Never subject yourself or anyone else, to low quality mp3s." The man was astounded by the offer, but frightened. The highly compressed tracks offered across the net would make this promise very difficult indeed. Then.. something happened... He felt a warm glow emanate from inside him; a mixture of heat, love, passion, and truth. He smiled... It was the smile of a man who has seen the true path, the way to the light. He said: "I indeed make this promise, Kind Nankai, for I see that my body and mind are not unlike a pool of clear water. If I add clean signal to the water, it will shimmer and show the vibrance of life itself. If I add low quality audio, the water will loose focus, and become clouded, reflecting a mere shadow of its true soul. I indeed vow to uphold the highest in audio standards from this day forward, never to let my aural vision be clouded." With this, Nankai smiled, bowed his head, and said..........
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