Todd,How much of a real "Vinyl Junkie" are you?
Yeah buddy,you call yourself "Todd The Vinyl Junkie" wearing that title like you were the first to hold it, but I'm not impressed.
Prove to me that are indeed a "Vinyl Junkie". I got a litmus test for anyone claiming to be a real live "Vinyl Junkie". If you can answer yes to any five of these,then you can wear the title of "Vinyl Junkie" (but only until I can think of more stupid questions to ask)
Have you ever cleaned vinyl while sitting on the toilet(using a Discwasher brush of course)?
Have you ever fallen asleep while going through a new stash?
Have you ever spent all night going through a stash only to realize that it is now 8:00am and you are an hour late for work?
Have you ever cut your finger on a paper sleeve but refused to stop hunting for fear of losing your spot?
Have you ever used a paper sleeve to stop the bleeding from such cuts so that you can continue on?
Is your entire family trained to never interrupt you while you are cleaning or going through a stash of vinyl?
Do you wash your hands before you handle a clean record,twice?
Have you cleaned records at work?
Have you taken records on vacation with you to clean?
Have you ever taken your cleaning machine with you to check out a stash?
Do you keep a cleaning kit in your car?
Do you keep a Goldmine book in your car?
Is your PC start page a Vinyl site?
Have you ever misspelled your own name but never the word Vinyl?
Have you ever cleaned a record with a lick of spit on your fingertip?
Does all the art in your home consist of album covers?
I'll think of more later. Think of your own if you wish to challenge me,with you frivolous trivia. HA!!!!!
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Moved on and got a Life.................
All the specs just changed for "Hospital Grade" cords, plugs and outlets......now you all gotta go get new stuff
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